A zebra dies and goes to heaven The zebra meets God and asks him the one true question that he's been wondering his whole life. What's Adidas' favorite band? The White Stripes. There was a snail who took his brand new sports car into the body shop and got a custom paint job. Why does Waldo from the "Where's Waldo" books wear stripes? Win some beer What is the fertility doctor's favourite White Stripes song? Insemenation Army. A fisherman is fishing by the river shore when a man rushes towards him, catches his breath and says: Man: "Excuse me, have you seen a woman pass by this area?
What letter has black and white stripes? Z, Brah! Why can tigers never look fat? How do you tell the difference between a male and a female zebra? Why did The White Stripes chose that name?
Because calling themselves Cocaine Lines was too on the nose. What's black with white stripes and can't fly? A parking lot. Why did Waldo always wear stripes? He hated being spotted. A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion. Q: Why can't a tiger become a herbivore? A: A tiger can't change his stripes. Q: On which side does a tiger have most stripes? A: On the outside.
Q: What 4 animals does a woman need in her life? A: A mink on her back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all. Q: What's the silliest name you can give a tiger?
A: Spot. Q: If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what's a tiger? A: Stri-ped. Q: What does the tiger say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? What does Calvin feed Hobbes? Answer: Nothing he's already stuffed. Comic , Tiger. What does the tiger say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? Answer: Let us prey. Friend , Religious , Tiger. What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
Answer: A tiger moth! What happened when the tiger ate the comedian? Answer: He felt funny! Clown , Tiger. What is the fiercest flower in the garden? Answer: A tiger lily! When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another. Why don't leopards escape from the zoo for long? Because they are easily spotted. What is the largest species of mouse in the world? A hippopotamouse. What weighs two thousand pounds and wears a flower behind its ear?
A hippy-potamous. What do you call a giraffe who stands on your toe? Anything you like his head is too far away to hear you! What is the difference between a lion with a toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Did you hear about the lion's show? It was a roaring success. What are the best steps to take if you meet an escaped lion? Very long ones! What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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